Monday 30 November 2009, 13:33 | By

Eddy Says: I remember when all this was fields

Eddy Says

The Big Reunion

I’ve at last found somewhere to live. Unfortunately, it wasn’t my first choice, and it’s, erm, on the small side, so I’ve put my last 20 years of possessions (that are over the size of a vinyl album) on eBay. Still, on the day I have to leave my current abode, I do now have somewhere to go.

As you read this, that will be yesterday, and it will have been a day from hell. I’ll have got maybe three hours sleep at The Big Reunion, in between the sound of drunk and munted clubbers, thunder flashes and sky rockets, followed by the most boring four hour drive in the UK. Oh, and a house move. Actually, by the time you read this I’ll probably be in traction, or in a padded cell, crouched in the corner and rocking to and fro.

I’m moving to south London for the first time, having lived west, east-ish, and north for the past year and a half. I’ve discovered that Clapham High Street is the best street in London for food, in that every place in the world, more or less, is represented there. Belgo, Nandos, Bodeans, Strada, all your bog standard Indian, Thai, Chinese, plus a few randoms, Mexican, a couple of really good Spanish places, Polish, a great Aussie breakfast place that makes its own delicious bread, and the best butcher I’ve ever been into in my life.

Ironically, despite them being butchers, you’d do great at this place as a veggie, because they stock so many interesting ingredients. They’re called Moen & Sons. I was blown away by the quality of stuff in there, and how reasonable it was. I bought wild boar sausages, so Tone (my Asterix-loving little boy) could see what all Obelix’s fuss was about. By the way, Tone said they were the greatest thing he’s ever tasted. I made homemade baked beans to go with them and, although I say so myself, they were extraordinarily good. I should start a recipe blog…

Most importantly re the move, I have found a great school for the aforementioned Tone. I asked him about the move before I made the decision, to see if he’d be OK with it. He just said: “Please can I go to a school that teaches history properly, Dad?”

I know what he meant. Sadly the best school in our current neighbourhood is a Church Of England school. It’s very good, considering it’s in one of the pikiest neighbourhoods in London (at another local school I’d seen two mothers fighting by the gates, calling each other every flowery Anglo-Saxon/Afro-Caribbean expletive in the book while attempting to claw each other’s eyes out), but they have an agenda and they are not afraid to push it.

At Tone’s current school, the don’t teach ‘History’ per-se, they teach ‘RE/History’. Now, I’ve no problem with my or any other child learning some charming stories from religious tomes, but what this school did was teach these stories – and let’s not forget they are just stories – as history. They were teaching The Good Samaritan, for example, as HISTORY.

I was flabbergasted. I mean, you expect it somewhere as stupid as middle America, but in this day and age, in a place as intelligent as central London, to teach stories from a spurious book written HUNDREDS of years after an alleged event, do me a favour! They actually have the audacity to teach that Darwin was wrong and that the first two people on earth were Adam and Eve! We’re talking about Holloway in 2009, not Canterbury in the fucking dark ages here!

Oh dear, I seem to be ranting again! Somebody tweeted me the other day to say “I love your rants in the Update, but you used to be so mild mannered, what happened?” This made me laugh. Don’t worry friends and colleagues, I am still the same polite, approachable and mild mannered person I always was. I guess columns like this lead to people like me venting the rage they never show in the physical world.

Let’s get back to The Big Reunion shall we? We’re half way through the latest edition of this great festival as I write this.

Friday night I felt old, really old. It’s not unusual for me to be wading through a sea of people young enough to be my children, but watching Tinchy Styder really made me feel my age. He was on stage, doing his thing, his DJ looked bored witless, but the crowd of mostly teenagers were lapping it up like a lorryload of kittens in a cream factory after a major explosion.

He sells millions of singles, and next to no albums. It’s weird how record sales have now split into two completely different markets. Tinchy shames all in singles, but gets embarrassed by Florence And The Machine when it comes to albums.

Somebody texted the show when I played his single that samples Olive’s ‘Your Not Alone’. They said: “Thanks Eddy, I didn’t know what grime was, but cheers, now I know it’s somebody talking shit over someone else’s track”. Simple, nail-on-the-head analysis, I thought. Then at the Remix stage at The Big Reunion there was a bunch of us backstage with our jaws floored at how utterly shit we thought it was, but then it occurred to me that we were, all of us, old enough to be his father. We were sounding like our parents did when punk came along.

Oh God. Somebody shoot me now, please.

X eddy

Eddy Says from this edition of the CMU Remix Update.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 12:06 | By

Single Review: Alice In Chains – Your Decision (EMI/Parlophone)

Single Reviews

Alice In Chains

There’s nothing I love more than a man with faux-angst issues, a penchant for shiny leather jackets and a voice that was just made to be the soundtrack for Western youth circa 1999. Oh wait, I take that back – that’s actually everything I find repulsive in a member of the opposite sex. And William DuVall is sadly no stranger to any of these qualities. But God love the man for trying.

It’s a shame that Alice In Chains’ new offering is so drenched in fist-clenching cheese that it actually has the power to make ears bleed, not to mention the fact that the once respectable pain-prog outfit sound like Radio 2 darlings; but that’s the conundrum, isn’t it? It’s fucking Alice In Chains. ‘Your Decision’ may be a bit crap, but then again, they might just get away with it. TW

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Monday 30 November 2009, 12:02 | By

Approved: Husky Rescue – We Shall Burn Bright

CMU Approved

With a skip in our step, we can announce that Finnish ambient pop types Husky Rescue will be releasing their third album, ‘Ship Of Light’, on 30 Jan. The first single from it, ‘We Shall Burn Bright’, will be released on 7 Dec, but look, you can get it right now as a free download, simply by plugging your email address into their website. I suggest you do, as the song is a real treat. Building slowly over five minutes to the closest Husky Rescue get to rocking out, it’s packed full of ideas and smart little twists and turns you won’t see coming.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 12:00 | By

Virgin to track file-sharing

Digital Top Stories

Virgin Media, one of the few internet service providers to respond in anything nearing a positive way to the music industry and government’s proposals to suspend the net connections of persistent file-sharers, has announced a project to measure the amount of file-sharing that occurs across its network, and what portion of that file-sharing involves unlicensed content.

There have, of course, been numerous bits of research over the years testing the levels of illegal file-sharing that goes on, much of it commissioned by the music and movie industries. How accurate said research has been is anyone’s guess. Virgin Media seem pretty confident that their methods for tracking file-sharing, which uses technology created by UK-based tech firm Detica, will be more reliable than most.

The aim of this tracking programme isn’t to identify the individuals who file-share – the sources of illegally file-shared content will not be recorded – but rather to assess the extent of illegal file-sharing, so to track whether any future endeavours to cut illegal content sharing, whether they be the launch of Virgin’s planned new download service, or the three-strikes style measures being proposed by government, have any real impact.

It’s not clear what kind of file-sharing Detica’s system will measure, ie whether it will focus on P2P-client-based file-sharing networks and bit-torrent streams, or whether it will somehow include the sharing of content via email and the likes. We do know the tracking will not cover the whole of Virgin’s ISP network, but just an undefined portion.

Commenting on the tracking programme, Detica director Andy Frost told reporters: “We hope the launch of Detica CView [the technology Virgin will use] will pave the way for stronger collaboration between ISPs and the media industry, by enabling all parties to more accurately measure the success of shared initiatives, reduce digital piracy and provide an unparalleled level of accuracy”.

Virgin Media’s Jon James added: “Understanding how consumer behaviour is changing will be an important requirement of Virgin Media’s upcoming music offering and, should they become law, the government’s legislative proposals will also require measurement of the level of copyright infringement on ISPs’ networks. [Detica’s CView technology] offers a non-intrusive solution which enhances our understanding of aggregate customer behaviour without identifying or storing individual customers’ data”.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:59 | By

Morrissey talks death on Desert Island Discs

Top Stories

So, Morrissey appeared on BBC Radio 4’s ‘Desert Island Discs’ yesterday and talked about death a lot, at one point telling presenter Kirsty Young that he thought suicide was “honourable”.
 
Early in the show he raised the subject of mortality, saying: “I’m fascinated by the brevity of life and how people use their time, because we all know the actual fall. It’s as inevitable as you and I sitting here now, that the Tuesday will arrive when you, Kirsty, are not here. So we all know this fact, and with that in the forefront of our mind in everything we do, I find it fascinating how people spend their time”.
 
Later, Young asked: “Have you thought about being in control of your death? Have you thought about shuffling off this mortal coil at a time of your choosing?”
 
Morrissey replied: “Yes I have. Yes I have, and I think self-destruction is honourable. I always thought was. It’s an act of great control and I understand people who do it”.
 
When asked to choose a luxury item to take with him to the fictional island, he said: “I would either take a bed, because I like to go to bed. Or, I would take a bag of sleeping pills, because I might want to make a quick exit”.
 
And what songs would soundtrack the former Smiths frontman’s nap and/or suicide? These are them:
 
New York Dolls – (There’s Gonna Be A) Showdown
Marianne Faithfull – Come And Stay With Me
The Ramones – Loudmouth
The Velvet Underground – The Black Angel’s Death Song
Klaus Nomi – Der Nussbaum
Nico – I’m Not Saying
Iggy & The Stooges – Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell
Mott The Hoople – Sea Diver

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:56 | By

Read’s records under the hammer

Top Stories

The vinyl and music memorabilia collection of one-time Radio 1 DJ Mike Read will go up for auction later today as the radio man seeks to raise funds to pay the tax man after going bankrupt earlier this year.

The collection, which was on show at the Chiswick Auction House in West London yesterday, includes some 120,000 vinyl records, including master discs of The Jam’s ‘Going Underground’ and The Clash’s ‘London Calling’, over 100 Motown demos and several records signed by the artists, including ones from Paul McCartney, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones and Cliff Richard. The collection has been valued at around a million, and is offered as a whole or in parts.

Meanwhile, Read is busying himself promoting not the sale of his old records, but the sale of his new one, a charity single he has co-penned and recorded with fellow former DJs David Hamilton and Ed Stewart. ‘My Christmas Card To You’ is being released in aid of charity rather than Read’s creditors, with all monies going to The Shooting Star Children’s Hospice.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:55 | By

Online rap video used to threaten eyewitnesses to murder

Legal

Two aspiring rappers from West London have been jailed for releasing a song on the internet designed to scare off witnesses to a murder from coming forward with evidence.

Ishmael McLean and Rowan Simon were found guilty of perverting the course of justice last week for posting a rap and video on YouTube relating to the murder last year of one Jason Johnson. Prosecutors claimed the message of the rap video was that anyone who spoke to police about the murder could be shot. McLean got four years for his role in creating the rap, while Simon was jailed for 30 months.

Oliver Glasgow, speaking for the prosecution, told the court McLean and Simon were among eight people arrested in connection to Johnson’s death. They were not prosecuted, but after apparently hearing that an unknown eyewitness had spoken to the police, they posted the rap online, and promoted it via MySpace and Facebook.

Glasgow said:  “[The rap’s] connection to this case and its chilling message were immediately obvious to the officers. The video had but one purpose – to threaten any witness to this incident to frighten them to such an extent that they would refuse to co-operate with the police. They made it clear exactly what it was they wanted to do to them. Namely, kill them or to use their own words, ‘I can’t wait for the snitch to drop, I still show up at his wake just to see him off'”.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:52 | By

More on the latest Death Row lawsuit

Business News Legal

More on the latest Death Row Records lawsuit now. As previously reported, just because founder Suge Knight is no longer involved in the seminal hip hop label hasn’t stopped the controversies.

Lara Lavi, who led the second acquisition of the label after its 2006 bankruptcy (the first acquisition having fallen through) is suing her financial partners in the takeover claiming they diverted company assets without her knowledge and were guilty of other “fraudulent, self-dealing actions”.

Well, it seems Lavi’s backers, New Solutions, tried to fire her as CEO of Death Row earlier this month, which possibly resulted in the court action being launched in the first place. Lavi seemingly questions New Solutions’ power to dismiss her.

A judge held a prelim hearing on the case last week, and issued a temporary restraining order against New Solutions, I think stopping them from making an deals on behalf of Death Row ahead of a proper court hearing later this week. Lavi was asked to file a $2 million “undertaking” ahead of the hearing for reasons I’m not entirely sure of. 

Lavi has told Billboard she’s not now allowed to comment on the case. Presumably we’ll learn more about what’s been going on once the court hearing begins on Thursday.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:45 | By

Four Aces founder dies

Obituaries

Al Alberts, founder member of The Four Aces, has died aged 87.

Alberts formed The Four Aces after meeting bandmate Dave Mahoney while serving in the US Navy. They scored a number of hits in the early fifties, most notably with ‘Three Coins In The Fountain’ and ‘Love Is A Many Splendored Thing’, both of which were from Hollywood movies and won Best Song Oscars as well as enjoying chart success.

He left the band after just six years, initially in a bid to launch a solo career. The Four Aces continued with a new frontman, and eventually totally new line up, and continue to perform to this day. Having had only minor success as a solo act, Alberts later reformed with the original Four Aces line up, performing as The Original Four Aces Featuring Al Alberts after the newer Four Aces line up won the rights to the band’s name.

In actual fact, Alberts had a longer career in television than music, hosting a popular US talent show that helped launch the careers of Andrea McArdle, Sister Sledge and Teddy Pendergrass.

The reformed Four Aces retired in the late eighties, and Albert ended his TV work in the mid-nineties. He died on Friday, seemingly after suffering from kidney failure.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:41 | By

Downloads most important development in three decades of music

Business News Digital

Music Choice who, it seems, still exist, are doing a survey. It is sort of the greatest hits of surveys, asking you all the questions that every other music-related survey has ever asked. Filling it out requires choosing between “my download collection”, “playing CDs on my PC” and “using streaming services” as to how you might listen to music on your computer (obviously no one does all three) and picking the best film theme tune of all time from the eight choices provided, which includes ‘Titanic’.

Anyway, one more interesting question asks users to name the most important event in music in the last 30 years. There’s a slightly weird mix to choose from (from Take That reforming to the launch of the iPod) but respondents can also suggest their own important events. Though currently leading the poll is one Music Choice do suggest – the launch of downloadable music – which if you extend to mean the internet in general, probably is the most important event in music in the last three decades. Here, according to MusicNews.com, is the current top ten in relation to that question:

1. Launch of downloadable music (19%) – most important innovation
2. Live Aid (18%) – most important event
3. Launch of the iPod (17%)
4. Death of Michael Jackson (13%) – most important death
5. Death of John Lennon (9%)
6. Launch of music videos and music video TV channels (8%)
7. Nelson Mandela Concert (6%)
8. Death of Kurt Kobain (5%)
9. Launch talent shows such as Pop Idol and X Factor (3%)
10. Spice Girls splitting up (2%)

You can take part in the whole silly survey at this URL: www.musiccensus.com

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:40 | By

Celeb audience for Gately tribute concert in London

Gigs & Festivals

A special concert was held in memory of the late Stephen Gately this weekend, at the West End’s Palace Theatre. Gately’s Boyzone bandmates performed, as did Shayne Ward, Liz McClarnon and Beverley Knight, while a number of other celebrities stood up to pay tribute to the late boy band star who, of course, died while in Majorca last month.

The event was organised by Gately’s civil partner Andrew Cowles and saw a celeb-filled theatre celebrate the life of the singer.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:39 | By

Dillinger Escape Plan to play one-off UK show

Gigs & Festivals

Ahead of the release of their much-anticipated fourth album, ‘Option Paralysis’, on 22 Mar, The Dillinger Escape Plan have announced that they will play a one-off UK show in London’s Barfly venue on 12 Feb. Be there.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:38 | By

Rolo Tomassi tour dates

Gigs & Festivals

CMU favourites Rolo Tomassi have announced that they will play five low-key shows in January. The gigs will be the first opportunity to hear some of the material from their second album, which they’ve just recorded with Diplo.

Tour dates:

17 Jan: Nottingham, The Chameleon
18 Jan: Manchester, The Deaf Institute
19 Jan: Glasgow, Nice N Sleazy
20 Jan: Birmingham, The Flapper
27 Jan: London, Barfly

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:36 | By

Nancy Elizabeth tour dates

Gigs & Festivals

The acclaimed Nancy Elizabeth will be back on tour again next month and on into the new year, in support of her recently released second album, ‘Wrought Iron’.

Tour dates:

5 Dec: A Weekend In The Country
12 Dec: Manchester, St Margaret’s Church
11 Jan: Hebden Bridge, Trades Club
21 Jan: Sheffield, The Lantern Theatre
1 Feb: Birmingham, Hare & Hounds
3 Feb: Brighton, The Prince Albert
5 Feb: London, Whitechapel Gallery
6 Feb: Bracknell, South Hill Park Recital Room

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:31 | By

CMU says: Radio needs to regroup to fight new on-demand streaming competitors

Business News Media

While the record industry held off licensing uber-user-friendly on-demand music services like Spotify for years, fearing the impact they might have on record sales (both traditional CD sales and the emerging a-la-carte download market led by iTunes), a number of commentators have remarked that the phenomenal rise of properly on-demand and fully playlistable streaming music services in 2009 is actually a much bigger threat to the already struggling radio industry.

I was reminded of this on Saturday as I quickly switched off 6Music as Liz Kershaw came on after Adam & Joe. Even though I quite rate the playlist of the BBC digital station, without Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish’s humorous banterings, frankly, what’s the point? If all a DJ is going to do is introduce the records and read out dedications, I’d rather play my own playlist on Spotify or similar.

Anyway, I’m pondering this today because new research from law firm Olswang has confirmed that young consumers are shunning traditional radio stations in favour of Pandora and Spotify style services, or, simply, their own MP3 collections which are, of course, much easier to playlist than a CD collection.

According to the law firm’s survey, 61% of thirteen to seventeen year olds access online streaming services, compared to 38% of those over seventeen. Just under half of the kids would listen to their own playlisted music collection on a long car journey, while just over a quarter would listen to the radio.

One of the report’s authors, John Enser, comments: “Across all media, convergence is primarily about people taking control over what content they consume and when. That doesn’t sit well with traditional radio, where the broadcaster sets the agenda. Today’s kids are reacting to that”.

He continues: “Traditional broadcasters must look to turn themselves into trusted guides to music in the new world. When users are faced with the choice of what to listen to from a catalogue of millions of tracks, broadcasters can hold onto a taste-making role. We are already seeing radio stations, music magazines and other taste-makers offering their own playlists for others to access. However, at the moment, none of these people are making any money out of this – which will be the challenge for the future”.

Of course the commercial radio sector has been even slower than the music industry to respond to the internet, perhaps because the consequences of the net on their low-cost high-profit 1990s business model were not so immediate. The problem facing the sector, though, is that most commercial stations have fired anyone with taste-making musical knowledge, or interesting things to say, and replaced them with bargain basement button pressers.

But to succeed that low-cost model relied on all commercial radio players doing the same – which they did – and a highly-regulated FM network, access to which, for new broadcasters, was very limited, blocking newer more sprightly competitors from coming to market. But just like with music, the net changes everything. And now the commercial radio firms are suffering, and are set to suffer even more in the coming years as more and more people seeking “more music” services opt for on-demand web-based music systems, more so if the mobile internet extends and in-car web-radio becomes a reality.

But, as Enser says, there is still an appetite for taste-makers directing people to good new music. And there’s also still an appetite for intelligent witty banter. The good news is that some of the commercial radio industry’s button pressers have the potential to be both these things. And some commercial stations are still broadcasting engaging new music shows, albeit usually in late night slots. The idiots running the sector really should figure out who those people are, or they’ll find it increasingly hard to compete with the Spotifys of this world.

The music industry has a vested interest in all of this, of course. I suspect that record companies and music publishers will find that it’s not a-la-carte download sales that are seriously hit by the new generation of on-demand streaming services, but their radio royalty revenues.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:28 | By

New weekly freesheet for London

Media

The Guardian is reporting that a new London freesheet is being planned to fill the gap left by the now defunct thelondonpaper and London Lite, though this will be a weekly title. It’s thought the new paper, working title The London Weekly, will focus on the less newsy parts of the former daily freesheets – so entertainment, gossip, music and sport, with some light politics.

Not much is known about the exact format of the new title, nor who is involved in its creation, though its publisher is called Global Publishing Group and, according to the media pack they are circulating, they have raised £5.5 million, and plan to launch a website and online TV and radio service alongside the paper. Which all sounds rather ambitious.

Their website is due to go live just before Christmas, with the print product launched sometime early next year.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:20 | By

INM shareholders back Indy saving restructure

Media

Shareholders in Dublin-based Independent News & Media, which own the The Independent and Independent On Sunday, have voted in favour of a restructuring plan which the company’s management say should turn round the struggling newspaper owner’s fortunes. The plan includes proposals to issue new shares in the company to raise new funds, as well as selling off one of its South African companies.

The vote is most important because it safeguards, for the time being at least, the future of INM’s daily and Sunday UK-based broadsheet. As previously reported, one of INM’s key shareholders, Denis O’Brien, has spent much of the year trying to force the company to offload the Indy, which has already slashed its running costs and given up its London HQ to share offices with the Daily Mail.

In the current climate, INM offloading The Indu would almost certainly have led to the broadsheet’s closure, the impact of which would have been to further destabilise the British newspaper market, and may be resulting in other closures.

But INM’s biggest shareholder, Tony O’Reilly, remains committed to his company’s UK paper, and he and his son Gavin, the company’s CEO, argue it would be costlier to close it than keep it open. Votes at one shareholder meeting earlier this month, and two EGMs on Thursday last week, mean that the O’Reilly led restructuring plans that safeguard the future of the Indy have now been approved.

The title, therefore, will definitely see it into 2010, which at one point earlier this year many commentators doubted. 

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:17 | By

Telegraph to invest fifty million in digital

Media

There is much speculation as to what the Telegraph’s new digital division has planned, with the news last week that the broadsheet will invest a large sum of money – a reported £50 million – into its new digital venture, which will be housed in new offices in Euston, have its own staff of 50, and will be headed up by Editor In Chief Will Lewis.

Lewis is expected to focus the majority of his time into what is being dubbed the ‘Euston Project’, with his former deputy Tony Gallagher promoted to the role of Editor on the Telegraph itself. Lewis, who recently spent two months swatting up at the Harvard Business School, has confirmed that not only will his new division oversee all of the Telegraph’s existing digital operations – so it’s website, podcasts and whatnot – but it will also develop a number of new net and mobile-based products, a bit like Absolute Radio’s One Golden Square Labs.

But, the Guardian says, Lewis is being very “coy” about what those new products will be. It is very possible he doesn’t yet know.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:12 | By

Another community radio station might close

Media

Give the unprecedented number of commercial radio stations that have closed in the last two years, I suppose it’s not a surprise that the relatively new community radio sector is struggling also. Following the previously reported announcement that Forest Of Dean Radio, one of the first full-time community radio stations to launch in the UK, will go off-air this week due to funding difficulties, news today that another – 209radio in Cambridge – will also close down at the end of the year unless new funding can be found.

The station’s chairman, Clive Woodman, this weekend called on anyone who might be able to help by providing new funding, or by buying advertising, to come forward. Woodman: “We have reached a point now whereby we need stable regular financial support to help with our core costs and continue to provide this incredible and unique service to the residents and community groups of Cambridge. We are calling for anyone who can help financially to come forward now!”

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:10 | By

Chart update – w/c 30 Nov 2009

Artist News

The scourge of the ‘X-Factor’ is back, and this year he’s hit them harder than ever before. Last year, Peter Kay managed to get a higher chart position than the previous year’s ‘X-Factor’ winner, Leon Jackson, with a spoof single released by the spoof winner of a spoof version of the so-called talent contest. This year, he’s knocked The X-Factor Finalists off the number one position after just one week. It’s all for charity, though. So that’s fine.

Just in case you’re not following, Peter Kay’s Animated All Star Band have risen seventeen places to take the number one position in this week’s singles chart with ‘The Official BBC Children In Need Medley’, pushing The X Factor Finalists’ cover of Michael Jackson’s ‘You Are Not Alone’, which is raising money for Great Ormond Street Hospital, down to number two.

There are two new entries in this week’s singles top ten. Firstly Rihanna, who goes in at six with ‘Russian Roulette’, and secondly Susan Boyle, whose debut single, a cover of ‘Wild Horses’ by The Rolling Stones, is in at eight. Further down, Mariah Carey’s stupefying awful cover of ‘I Want To Know What Love Is’ is new at nineteen, ‘Telephone’, a random track from Lady Gaga’s re-released and expanded debut album, is in at 30, Chipmunk is new at 36 with ‘Look For Me’, while that Susan Boyle manages a second new entry at 37, with her album’s title track, ‘I Dreamed A Dream’.

Hey, and you’ll never guess what, I’m about to type ‘Susan’ and ‘Boyle’ again, because Susan Boyle’s debut album has gone straight in at number one in the album chart, having sold 410,000 copies and broken all sorts of records. ‘I Dreamed A Dream’ is now the fastest-selling album of the year so far, has the biggest first week sales for a debut album in chart history and also the fourth biggest first week sales for any artist album, behind Oasis’ ‘Be Here Now’, ‘X&Y’ by Coldplay, and Take That’s ‘The Circus’.

In fact, it’s so significant an achievement that we broke into Official Charts Company boss Martin Talbot’s house in the middle of the night and forced him to comment on it. Some would say we could have asked him earlier in the day, given Boyle’s record breaking achievements were clear by yesterday lunchtime, or we could have just taken a generic comment out of a press release, but we play by our own rules. Anyway, Talbot whimpered quietly to us: “Susan Boyle’s achievement is quite phenomenal. After all of the excitement surrounding her appearance on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’, everyone expected her to make a big impact when she released her first music – but to arrive with such a bang is exceptional”.

Moving on, Rihanna’s new album, which would normally be expected to chart at least in the top ten, ends up at sixteen in an embarrassing cluster of new entries, completed by Chris Moyles’ ‘The Parody Album’ at seventeen and ‘Harmony’ by The Priests at eighteen. Also new, and whipped down the chart by Boyle is Mariah Carey, who only makes it to 23 with ‘Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel. Still, she’s already made enough money selling advertising on the artwork for that to not be a worry.

There are yet more new entries huddling down at the bottom of the chart, with Janet Jackson’s new best of compilation reaching 28, and UB40’s compilation of the best tracks from their three ‘Labour Of Love’ covers albums at 30, followed by The Fron Male Voice Choir’s ‘Voices From The Valley: Memory Lane’ at 31, and ‘The Very Best Of Enya’ at 32. Bringing up the rear is Britney Spears with ‘The Singles Collection’ at 38.

And that, for another week, is that.

The charts are sacred and may only be looked at directly by The Official Charts Company

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:09 | By

Robbie Williams not engaged

And Finally

OK, in case you’ve been following this story, the latest news is that Robbie Williams is NOT engaged. In case you’ve not been following this story, there had been wide speculation that the Robster had proposed to longterm girlfriend Ayda Field. We’re not just randomly reporting on Williams’ not being engaged. Making a commitment to such reporting on even a weekly basis is probably a bit ambitious. Especially if it was to be applied to all unmarried popstars.

Anyway, gossipers thought Williams and Field were engaged after the pop star said they were on an Australian radio station, and even more so when his mother told 5Live the couple were indeed planning to wed. But it all turned out to be one of those crazeeeeeeeeeeeeee jokes. Unless, of course, Robbie claiming that the engagement talk was a crazy joke was, in fact, a crazy joke. With crazy jokes it can be hard to tell. Even for us. And as regularly readers of the CMU Weekly will know, we’re the experts when it comes to crazy Robbie Williams jokes.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:07 | By

Westlife boy regrets 2004 Sinatra album

And Finally

Westlife’s Mark Feehily says he regrets the band’s 2004 albums of Rat Pack covers. He’s told reporters that the boy band was in a state of disarray after the departure of Brian McFadden that year, and that when their label suggested the Sinatra-aping album ‘Allow Us To Be Frank’ they didn’t think it through properly.

Feehily: “Let’s forget that [album], actually. That was a weird time in our career. I’m not making excuses for it, but Brian McFadden had just left. We kind of didn’t know what to do”.

Commenting on his band’s new album ‘Where We Are’, which is out today, he continued: “Our new album, ‘Where We Are’, is genuinely a move in a certain direction. I mean it’s definitely not the predictable same old thing, covers or whatever”.

So that’s nice. You know, when it comes to Westlife I like to forget 1999’s ‘Westlife’, 2000’s ‘Coast To Coast’, 2001’s ‘World Of Our Own’, 2003’s Turnaround’, 2005’s ‘Face To Face’, 2007’s ‘Back Home’, as well as 2004’s ‘Allow Us To Be Frank’ and 2006’s ‘The Love Album’. Give it a week and I’ll probably be ready to add ‘Where We Are’ to that list. But those weaker albums aside, I’m a big fan.

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Monday 30 November 2009, 11:03 | By

Grohl disses Twitter

And Finally

It’s not entirely clear, but I have a feeling Dave Grohl doesn’t like Twitter. Here’s what he had to say about the social networking site: “Fuck Twitter! That’s the biggest waste of time. If people got their head out of their ass, they might fucking get out and accomplish something”.

Perhaps he’s just upset that since Courtney Love closed down her Twitter feed he can’t keep track of what she’s accusing him of this week.

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Friday 27 November 2009, 12:37 | By

Live Review: Ingrid Michaelson at The Scala in London on 23 Nov

Live Reviews

Ingrid Michaelson

When I turned up at the venue, I assumed that this would be a “little” show. Boy, was I in for a surprise. Presented with a queue that stretched around the building and back again, I ate my words – apparently, Ingrid Michaelson is something of a favourite on these shores. Who’d have thunk it? Not I.

Casting all former assumptions aside, I settled down (literally – did you know that Scala has a stage viewing area upstairs complete with squishy couches and a bar? how extremely civilised) to watch the show, a show that turned out to be much more than a gig.

First thing’s first – Ingrid Michaelson is kooky. She might just be the kookiest kook in all of Kookville, and goddamn, do I love her for it. What made this more than simply a live show of music were her interactions with the audience – she told stories, jokes, got some crazy-obsessive fan up on stage to sing with her (who actually turned out to be very good), and even tried her hand at the English accent (FYI, at that she’s not very good).

But stripping all of that onstage charisma away and taking her for what she is – an excellent voice and a, well, interesting songwriter – I was very quick to learn just why she has so many devoted fans. TW

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Friday 27 November 2009, 12:28 | By

Approved: BBE, Bugz In The Attic and East Village present Legends

Club Tip CMU Approved

OK, yes, I’m tipping East Village yet again. But this night looks too good not to mention. It promises legends, and boy does it deliver. Upstairs in the lounge there will be original disco vibes from John Morales and Victor Simonelli. For those who don’t know, Morales was responsible for the club versions of some of the smashers of the 80s – from ‘Axel F’ and ‘Rhythm Of The Night’ to ‘Dr Beat’. In addition, he lent his talents to acts such as The Rolling Stones, Aretha Franklin, The Commodores, Rose Royce and 80s sensation Mr Billy Ocean. He’ll also be joined by Jesper Christiansen from BBE Records. Meanwhile, downstairs in the basement, Soulsonic man Stuart Patterson and the rather underrated Orin Walters (aka Afronaut and Bugz In The Attic) are joined by an absolute scoop – the Detroit techno Don, Carl Craig. With this Motor City man in the house, it’s definitely gonna kick off, even if it is a school night.

Sunday 29 Nov, 9pm-1.30am, East Village, 89 Great Eastern Street, London EC2A 3HX, £5 all night, more info from www.eastvillageclub.com, press info from Rosalia at Ferrera PR or Lee at BBE

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Friday 27 November 2009, 12:25 | By

Closing Observer Music Monthly named magazine of the year at ROTD Awards

Awards Top Stories

So, the great, the good, the beautiful, and I don’t know, maybe the ugly of the British music press and PR community amassed in a little bar just down the road from CMU HQ last night for the annual Record Of The Day Awards. Now in their seventh year, these are primarily voted for by media and publicity people, and celebrate the skills of those who ramble about music for a living, and those who persuade the ramblers to ramble about this rather than that.

Among the winners were the Observer Music Monthly, which was voted Magazine Of The Year just weeks after its owners, Guardian Media Group, announced they were shutting the music supplement down. Collecting his award, editor Caspar Llewellyn Smith joked that it doesn’t get better then winning the Magazine Of The Year gong at the RoTD Awards, and so now he and his team would be calling it quits.

Elsewhere Popjustice’s Peter Robinson picked up two writer of the year awards, one for Breaking Music and one Student Choice. Music critic’s music critic Alexis Petridis of The Guardian won reviewer of the year for the seventh year in a row, leading host Matt Everitt to joke that Alexis Petridis was winning the Alexis Petridis Award For Music Reviewing. While the surprise of the evening was probably Editor Of The Year, which went to the boss of one of the smaller music mags out there, Kruger Magazine.

On the PR side of the equation, the Polydor press team picked up three gongs, one for best in-house team, and two for Polydor publicist Adrian Read, who won Best In-House PR Person and Best PR Campaign For A Non-UK Act. Deserved winners I reckon, despite Team Polydor failing to fulfil an earlier commitment made to CMU via Twitter to wear their best hats to the awards event. In the end, there was not a hat in sight.

Finally, there were three student-based awards this year, supported by CMU and organised in association with our sister website CreativeStudent.net. We consulted a panel of opinion forming student journalist types about which publication and professional music writer they most admired, and NME.com and Peter Robinson came out top respectively. Meanwhile, we threw the work of a barrage of student music journalists in the direction of some pros, and they picked out Simon Catling from Student Direct in Manchester for the prestigious Student Music Journalist Of The Year award. Well done him.

Coming up, the full list of winners. But first, here’s RoTD chief Paul Scaife saying things: “The rise of digital platforms and blogs has seen the media landscape shift dramatically in recent times but this has not affected the best of UK music journalism and PR. Interest in great writing remains high and is perhaps best illustrated by the record number of votes we received this year.  To properly represent the evolving media world we now inhabit we have re-introduced the ‘Best Free Magazine’ category and have launched a brand new award, ‘Best Feature’, to reflect how in-depth, intelligent music journalism deserves highlighting. The event marks a real celebration of the music media and all those who work in it”.

The full list of winners:

Student Choice Publication Of The Year: NME.Com
Student Choice Writer Of The Year: Peter Robinson
Student Music Journalist Of The Year: Simon Catling, Student Direct, Manchester Uni

Magazine Of The Year: The Observer Music Monthly
Best Music Coverage In A Newspaper: The Guardian
Best Music Coverage In The Popular Press: The Sun ‘Something For The Weekend’
Free Magazine Of The Year: The Stool Pigeon
Digital Publication Of The Year: The Quietus
Best Blog: No Pain In Pop
Feature Of The Year: Warp Records 20th Anniversary Feature – Clash Magazine, written by Matthew Bennett And Kris Needs

Live Reviews Writer Of The Year: John Doran, The Quietus, NME And Others
Record Reviews Writer Of The Year: Winner: Alexis Petridis, The Guardian
Breaking Music Writer: Peter Robinson, Popjustice
Editor Of The Year: Mike Williams, Kruger

Best Independent PR Company: Stoked
Best In-House PR Department: Polydor Records
Best Independent PR Person: Beth Brookfield, Purple PR
Best In-House PR Person: Adrian Read, Polydor

Best PR Campaign For A Breakthrough UK Act: Toast PR for Florence And The Machine 
Best PR Campaign For An Established UK Act: Michael Cleary (formerly of XL Recordings now of Columbia Records) for Dizzee Rascal

Best PR Campaign For An Established Non-UK Act: Taponeswa Mavunga – Atlantic Records for Jay Z
Best PR Campaign For A Breakthrough Non-UK Act: Adrian Read – Polydor Records for Lady Gaga

The PR Reputation Management Award: Michael Cleary (Formerly of XL Recordings now of Columbia Records) – Dizzee Rascal

Outstanding Contribution To Music Journalism Award: Phil Alexander 
Outstanding Contribution To PR Award: Alan Edwards

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Friday 27 November 2009, 12:23 | By

Jermaine says Jordy retracted molestation allegations

Top Stories

Back in early July, shortly after Michael Jackson’s death, stories circulated in the blogosphere to the effect that Jordan Chandler, the guy who in 1993 accused the king of pop of having sexually abused him, had confessed his allegations were all made up as part of his father’s bid to extort millions of dollars out of the pop star. But few proper news agencies picked up on the reports, and it was never clear where the now 29 year old was meant to have formally commented. But now Jermaine Jackson has also claimed that Jordy has changed his story.

As we all know, the Chandler family’s allegations rocked the Michael Jackson machine, with all kinds of sordid stories circulating about what the pop star was meant to have done with and to the then young teen. The Jacko clan maintained all the allegations were untrue and that they were being made to extort money out of the millionaire pop star.

The claims were never tested in court, though, after Jacko handed over millions to the Chandler family to buy their silence on the matter. Jackson’s career never recovered after the allegations, and the trauma of it all arguably sent the pop star over the edge, turning an eccentric musical genius into a paranoid, reclusive, drug-dependent performer going through the motions. The Chandler family also collapsed, with Jordy becoming estranged from his mother, and his father Evan never recovering from a mental breakdown. He, of course, committed suicide earlier this month.

Jordan Chandler, who himself seemingly never really got over the trauma of the scandal, has never commented on the allegations he made since the multi-million dollar cash settlement. But Jermaine claims that since his brother’s death, Chandler has come forward and admitted Michael never molested him. Jermaine also says he believes Evan Chandler ultimately committed suicide because his guilt over the false accusations became too much to bear.

Speaking at a charity event earlier this week, Jermaine reportedly said: “From the 93 case, they were accusing him [Jacko] of just the most horrible things. This kid’s father has committed suicide because he just couldn’t take it and now the kid has come forward and said Michael never touched him”.

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Friday 27 November 2009, 12:21 | By

Britney bus crashes

Gigs & Festivals Top Stories

One of the vehicles in the Britney Spears tour entourage has been involved in a serious accident in Australia, though the bus was carrying equipment not people. That said, the condition of the driver of the bus is not currently known.

The vehicle was driving to Melbourne where Spears will play the latest date in her Aussie tour later today, when it flipped off the road during a bad storm. Its thought the equipment was undamaged and that the incident shouldn’t effect tonight’s show.

It’s the second serious crash involving a pop tour this month. Last week Miley Cyrus’ tour bus crashed in the US killing the driver and injuring nine crew members.

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Friday 27 November 2009, 12:19 | By

Depeche Mode man called as expert on misery

Legal

Depeche Mode’s main songwriter, Martin Gore, will be called as an expert witness should a lawsuit filed this week in California go to trial. American videogame fan Erik Estavillo is suing the makers of ‘World Of Warcraft’, Activision Blizzard, claiming that the game has alienated him from the real world, and has named Gore in court documents as a man who knows his stuff when it comes to feelings of disaffection and isolation.

In papers filed on Tuesday, Estavillo accuses the company of maintaining “a harmful virtual environment to many of its customers by forcing them to follow [‘World Of Warcraft’s] sneaky and deceitful practices”. These practices apparently include making characters in the game walk too slowly.

And who better to back up these claims than Martin Gore? According to Estavillo, the musician would be called because “he himself has been known to be sad, lonely and alienated, as can be seen in the songs he writes”. Gore would be joined by a second alienation expert, Winona Ryder, who would explain “the significance of alienation in ‘Catcher In The Rye’ and … how alienation in the book can tie to alienation in real life [and] videogames such as ‘World Of Warcraft'”. Obviously.

This isn’t the gamer’s first attempt to sue a technology company. Past (unsuccessful) lawsuits have included suing Microsoft, due to stress arising from a broken Xbox, and Nintendo for interfering with his right to seek happiness by blocking some software from being released on the Wii.

In this case he is seeking $1 million in damages from Activision Blizzard. That money probably wouldn’t make him happy, but at least it could fund a few more bizarre lawsuits.

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Friday 27 November 2009, 12:18 | By

Empire Of The Sun dominate at ARIA Awards

Awards

So, it was the ARIA Awards this week, the Australian equivalent of the BRITSs, and I think it’s fair to say this was a jolly good night for those Empire Of The Sun boys. AC/DC and Ladyhawke were also multiple award winners.

Here’s the full winners list…

Album Of The Year: Empire Of The Sun – Walking On A Dream (EMI/Capitol)
Single Of The Year: Empire Of The Sun – Walking On A Dream (Capitol/EMI Music Australia)

Breakthrough Artist Album: Ladyhawke – Ladyhawke (Modular Recordings)
Breakthrough Artist Single: Ladyhawke – My Delirium (Modular Recordings)

Best Group: Empire Of The Sun – Walking On A Dream (EMI/Capitol)

Best Female Artist: Sarah Blasko – As Day Follows Night (Dew Process)
Best Male Artist: Daniel Merriweather – Love & War (Universal Music Australia)

Best Pop Release: Empire Of The Sun – Walking On A Dream (EMI/Capitol)
Best Urban Release: Hilltop Hoods – State Of The Art (Universal/Golden Era)
Best Dance Release: The Presets – Talk Like That (Modular Recordings)
Best Independent Release: Bertie Blackman – Secrets And Lies (Forum 5/MGM)
Best Comedy Release: Hamish And Andy – Unessential Listening (Sony/Roadshow Music)

Best Rock Album: AC/DC – Black Ice (Sony/Albert Productions)
Best Blues & Roots Album: C.W. Stoneking – Jungle Blues (Shock/King Hokum Records)
Best Country Album: Troy Cassar-Daley – I Love This Place (Liberation Music)
Best Adult Contemporary Album: Josh Pyke – Chimney’s Afire (Ivy League Records)
Best Children’s Album: The Wiggles – The Wiggles Go Bananas! (ABC Music)
Best DVD: Sia – TV Is My Parent (Monkey Puzzle/Inertia)

Highest Selling Single: Jessica Mauboy – Running Back (Sony)
Highest Selling Album: AC/DC – Black Ice (Sony/Albert Productions)

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