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Alex James is definitely not friends with David Cameron
By Andy Malt | Published on Tuesday 21 April 2015
Alex James is not mates with David Cameron, so you should probably stop telling everyone that he is. Just because they’re neighbours and there are those pictures of them hanging around together with Jeremy Clarkson doesn’t make them bestest buds. OK?
“I think you have to be careful who you get photographed with”, James told The Sunday Times, explaining that he just didn’t want to seem rude when Cameron turned up to a festival on the Blur bassist’s farm. “That photo was a weird one. I should have moved to Wales”.
So, Alex James doesn’t want to seem rude, which leaves it up to me to inform you that he hates David Cameron. Hates him. He thinks he’s a right shit.
If he came round and asked to borrow a cup of sugar, Alex James would fill a cup with salt, give it to him, and then laugh himself sick at the screams wafting across the fields. That’s how much he hates him. And when Cameron came back to complain, Alex James would claim it was all a mistake and apologise. Because Alex James is spineless.
