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And Finally
Any impressive new judges for Idol 2011?
By CMU Editorial | Published on Friday 13 August 2010
Do we care which pop star types will be judging on the next series of ‘American Idol’ once Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres are gone? No, you’re right, we don’t.
Even if we went on a nine week course in Swindon totally focused on caring less, in which leading experts from across the world lectured us daily on best practice technique in how to care less, we still couldn’t care less about who will be judging on the next series of ‘American Idol’. But I’ve started writing this story now, and I’ve come up with a killer sign off gag (it’s hall of fame level comedy), so we’re going to update you on this anyway.
So please do take note: word has it ‘Idol’ producers are currently chasing Jennifer Lopez to be their lady judge next year, but – according to TMZ – have already identified Shania Twain as an acceptable alternative. “Shania Twain you say? To judge on ‘Idol’ you say? Yeah, that don’t impress…”
No, actually, the sign off joke is shit too. But we’ve spent an awful lot of money getting this far, and it’s not like we can remove that useless bit of gossip from your brain now. So this story shall remain. Forever and ever, amen.
