And Finally

Charlotte Church announces engagement

By | Published on Wednesday 14 April 2010

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking: “But I didn’t even know she’d got divorced from Gavin Henson”. But she hasn’t, see? They never were married. They’re only just getting engaged now. They’ve been living in sin all these years. And they’ve got two children. Horrifying. What’s the world coming to? I blame Richard and Judy.

Erm, yeah. So, anyway, Charlotte Church has announced that she and her long-term boyfriend, rugby player Gavin Henson, actually got engaged two months ago but have been keeping it a secret until such a time that Church was ready to relaunch her music career and could get the optimum amount of press coverage out of it. Or something.

She told OK! magazine: “I was really emotional. I absolutely didn’t expect it. It was brilliant. It was perfect the way it happened – it was a lovely day, it was really awesome, the ring was perfect, he was lovely.I think we may as well get married soon. There’s no point hanging around, we’ll probably have about 100 people [at the wedding]”.



READ MORE ABOUT: