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Diddy sued for a trillion dollars

By | Published on Monday 31 January 2011

P Diddy

That this lawsuit has even reached court tells you a lot of the US legal system.

A woman in LA is suing P Diddy for a mere trillion dollars over allegations that they have a son together for whom the rapper and hip hop mogul owes child support, and that he once stole a casino chip from her worth “100s of zillions of dollars”. The lawsuit also accuses Diddy of conspiring with former girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD assault victim Rodney King to not only disable the couple’s son, but also to instigate the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center.

According to Radaronline.com, Valerie Turks’ legal papers say: “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair”.

It later adds: “I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip, please help me. It’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars”.

As well as the ludicrous financial demands Turks requested a restraining order against Diddy, though I’m not sure why the rapper would want to be anywhere near her anyway. The judge overseeing the case denied the restraining order request, but agreed to give the rest of her lawsuit a proper hearing this week.

Actually, as well as the legal system, I think this case probably says a lot about America’s current healthcare system, too.



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