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Frank Ocean launches diamond encrusted cock ring
By Andy Malt | Published on Monday 8 August 2022
New music from Frank Ocean may be frustratingly slow in coming to light, but he is now selling a cock ring for $25,000. And that’s almost as good, isn’t it? Especially if you’re not actually that into Frank Ocean’s music.
The item of jewellery is part of a new range launched by Ocean’s Homer brand, which also includes keyrings, pendants and rings for your fingers. The cock ring – or XXXL H-Bone Ring, to give it its official title – was announced with a photo on Instagram of the item being worn – albeit with the genitals it adorned blurred out.
Priced at $25,570, the gold ring is set with 60 lab-grown diamonds, according to the Homer website. The blurb adds that the item “is hand made of eighteen karat yellow gold with an array of channel set princess-cut diamonds and layers that express a pixelated bone or an H-motif, finished with a high polish”.
Oh great, now I have to try to complete this story without making a joke about finishing with a high polish. Thanks very much, Ocean. No one wants that to happen. Anyway, if that all sounds good to you, and you have quite a lot of money weighing down your pockets, the thing is available now.
If you like the description, but prefer your rings a little more, er, traditional, then the standard size version of the ring to slip onto a finger will only set you back $9940. A bargain, I think you’ll agree. Just try not to let the diamonds catch if you’re finishing off with a high polish. Oh my god, I’m so sorry.
