Fuck off, Justin Timberlake

By | Published on Monday 15 July 2013

Justin Timberlake

Right, Timberlake. You can fuck right off. Go on, fuck the fuck off. What was the fucking point of that fucking teaser video? Fucking hell. Two days. Just two fucking days it took before you revealed the track you’d teased in a fucking teaser video. Two fucking days. Fuck. Why not just put up the whole track in the first place? For fuck’s sake.

Anyway, Justin Timberlake has revealed the release date for his new single, which was originally blurred out in that stupid teaser video last Wednesday. It was “today”. Except it wasn’t the ‘today’ from when the video first aired (albeit with that word blurred), rather it was Friday, or ‘today’ on the day of the reveal. Which means Justin’s a liar too. A tease and a liar.

But what about the truth? The truth is that you can now pre-order part two of Timberlake’s already over-long album, ‘The 20/20 Experience’, and get this new track from it, ‘Take Back The Night’, straight away.

You can also listen to ‘Take Back The Night’ below. It’s not very good.

PS – Music marketing in 2013, I am tired of you.