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Girls Aloud will never ever split

By | Published on Tuesday 8 February 2011

Girls Aloud

Take this, you people who are always banging on about Girls Aloud’s imminent split. They will NEVER split. Never ever. Never ever ever. Not even when they’re really old. Not even when they’re dead. Not even when the Sun expands and swallows the Earth. Not even when the universe collapses in on itself. Girls Aloud are eternal and will outlive everything that ever has or will exist. That is the power of Girls Aloud.

Putting this slightly more succinctly, the group’s Kimberley Walsh told Cosmopolitan: “I don’t think we’ll ever officially break up, to be honest. It’ll be more a case of having breaks to go out and do little things we want to do, then coming back again. We’ll definitely tour again. We’re a live act; that’s where we come into our own”.

Girls Aloud have, of course, been on hiatus since 2009, while the five members dabble with various solo projects. They are also the world’s foremost experts on the gradual expansion of the Sun.