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Kanye West waffles more nonsense ahead of new album (yet to) launch

By | Published on Friday 25 October 2019

Kanye West

There’s a new Kanye album out today, so the nonsense machine has been turned up to its maximum setting and the Westy wiffle waffle is now at full flow.

“There were times where I was asking people not to have premarital sex while they were working on the album”, the man himself told Zane Lowe on hits Beats 1 radio show.

“Now that I’m in service to Christ”, he added, “my job is to spread the gospel, to let people know what Jesus has done for me. I’ve spread a lot of things”.

And then: “There will be a time when I will be the president of the US and I will remember … any founder that didn’t have the capacity to understand culturally what we were doing”.

I’ve taken these statements entirely out of context of course. But rest assured, add in the context, and they make even less sense.

Oh, and I say there’s a new Kanye album out today. The delayed release date for ‘Jesus Is King’ was meant to be today, but as today began in those places where today begins first the record was not online. As I write, it’s still not there.

West took to Twitter over night to explain that he was still fixing the final mixes on three tracks. “We’re not going to sleep until this album is out!” he assured fans.

So, fingers crossed, providing each member of his team can refrain from participating in any premarital sex, and with good old Jesus Christ well and truly on our side, we should have a new Kanye West album very very soon. Or at least, sometime before he becomes president of the USA.