And Finally

Ke$ha’s face to be used as contraceptive

By | Published on Tuesday 8 March 2011


Ke$ha has announced that she will be handing out limited edition condoms with her face on during her upcoming US tour, in a bid to stop her fans from all being riddled with STDs.

In a deal with LifeStyles Condoms, the singer has bagged 10,000 prophylactics to throw at audiences. And if she runs out, she can always bung in a few JLS ones, too.

She told The Sun: “If you come to a live show, it’s a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter and, just maybe, you’ll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me”.

Yeah, cos that’s a story you want to have to explain to your child.