And Finally

Killers drummer once molested Michelle Obama (by accident)

By | Published on Thursday 16 August 2012

Ronnie Vannucci

It seems The Killers’ Ronnie Vanucci will do or say anything to promote his band’s imminent new LP ‘Battle Born’, even if that means confessing to having “grabbed” first lady Michelle Obama’s “ass” once.

The handsy sticksman, who was summoned to play at The White House as part of 2010’s American Independence Day celebrations, told NME: “I ended up grabbing Michelle Obama’s ass. She’s a hugger! And she’s unexpectedly tall so, when we were all being introduced to them, she went in for the hug, and because she’s so tall, she ended up with her arms over me like this. Which meant that, the way I had positioned myself, suddenly I found I was grabbing her ass”.

So that’s it; Killers drummer Ronnie Vannucci touched Barack Obama’s wife inappropriately, albeit without meaning to. Now will you all please pre-order ‘Battle Born’, and let that be the end of it.