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MKS haven’t split up, you fucking idiot

By | Published on Wednesday 8 October 2014

MKS

Hey, you know how you’ve been going around telling everyone that the original Sugababes – MKS, as they’re known – have split up and will never release their album? Yes you have, don’t try to pretend. Well, you were wrong. God, you’re so stupid. You always jump the gun. Everything goes quiet for a few months and you think that means they’ve split up. I hate you.

In the first post on their Facebook page for seven months yesterday, the group said: “We know you guys are having heart failure and we’re sooooo sorry! Some of you are on life support – again, so sorry! We are coming! New team! Amazing album! All will be explained soon. But we are still together and can’t wait for you to hear what we’ve been cooking”.

Cooking? Oh, they’ve gone and set up a catering company, haven’t they? That’s what this is about. Bloody Sugababes pulled pork, or some shit. Well, I suppose it’s a good opportunity for Mutya to get some paper plates printed up.



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