And Finally

Nadine Coyle having first baby aloud

By | Published on Friday 16 August 2013

Nadine Coyle

Girl Aloud’s most Irish fifth, one Nadine Coyle, is to have a baby (aloud) in nine months or so, she having declared herself pregnant yesterday via Instagram.

The always-agile Nicola Roberts was first to send her best wishes, tweeting: “Congratulations on your lovely news”.

Cheryl Cole, apparently a late sleeper, added at 4.29pm: “I just woke up to the news that there is to be a baby aloud! This is so crazy. But amazing!”

Kimberley Walsh and Sarah Harding haven’t said anything yet, soz.