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Perrie Edwards possibly calls Zayn Malik a “bellend”

By | Published on Wednesday 28 October 2015

Perrie Edwards

Scientific research has so far been inconclusive as to whether or not the “dick” that features in recent Little Mix track ‘Hair’ – something of a ‘break-up anthem’ – is actually that dick Zayn Malik.

Though research from CalTech concluded that the song was written before the former One Direction boy called off his engagement with Little Mixer Perrie Edwards in August. So possibly not.

However, in a new piece of field research from UTV, Edwards has confirmed he was “a bellend”, which makes him part of a dick at least.

It’s not clear whether, in that remark, Edwards was actually talking about the dick who appears in the song ‘Hair’, or that dick Zayn Malik, or that dick Zayn Malick who appears in the song ‘Hair’.

So, that’s that all cleared up then.