And Finally

Piers Morgan makes 50 Cent the most uncool rapper of all time

By | Published on Wednesday 2 November 2011

50 Cent

Poor old 50 Cent, he spends all those years building up his reputation for being cool by getting shot and buying platinum mines, and then Piers Morgan destroys it all in a matter of moments. The disgraced tabloid editor turned US talk show host revealed on Monday night that he works out to Fiddy’s ‘In Da Club’. I can literally never listen to that track again now.

In an interview with 50 Cent, Morgan said: “No one is going to believe me when I say this, but I work out to that song. Literally it’s on my iPod. It’s the top of my gym collection. It never fails to get me going. It’s one of the great workout songs ever”.

The rapper responded: “The problem with that kind of song, Piers, is you got to create something that’s equivalent to it. Every day, it’s someone’s birthday, so it’s relevant all over again. That’s the old reliable ‘I can’t move the crowd, put it on’. It’s going to work”.

No, the problem with that kind of song is that it now makes me think of Piers Morgan sweating. I feel a bit sick.



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