And Finally

Rihanna’s father hopes she’ll get back together with Chris Brown

By | Published on Thursday 5 July 2012


Hey, Rihanna’s dad, remember when that guy Chris Brown beat your daughter unconscious in the street and then drove off? Oh, you do. Wouldn’t it be awful if they were to get back together? I mean, for one thing, think of the message it would send out to their fans. You agree with me right? Right? Oh.

Ronald Fenty, father of Rihanna, has told Grazia: “Chris has matured a lot. I think everybody has to put the past behind them. And they seem to have done that. Being a couple is all up to her. Every decision is her decision. I just wish her the best. I hope things will work out. Everyone is entitled to make a mistake. Her fans are hoping it will happen. They see them as a perfect couple”.

“A perfect couple”. Jesus Christ.