And Finally

Ronan seeks priest’s guidance, he says “remember to delete your texts next time”

By | Published on Monday 24 May 2010

Ah, come on celebrities, this is getting silly. If you’re going to cheat on your wives while on tour, don’t leave your mobile full of saucy text messages lying around at home. Don’t they teach you anything at celebrity school these days?

According to the always reliable Sun, reading texts on Ronan Keating’s mobile is how his wife of twelve years, Yvonne, discovered he was shagging one of the women dancing on Boyzone’s last tour. As previously reported, the Keatings announced they were separating last week and, while the official statement said everything was “amicable” between the couple, the tabs say otherwise, with Yvonne Keating reportedly livid after discovering her husband’s alleged infidelities.

For his part, Ronan has reportedly asked his priest for forgiveness from God for his naughtiness. No statement forthcoming from the Lord on high as yet as to whether said forgiveness will be issued. Though the Almighty, like the rest of us, will presumably be mourning the fact that Ronan’s screwing around brings to an end the happy ever after myth of heterosexual marriage.



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