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And Finally
Saturday girl dumps McFly boy
By CMU Editorial | Published on Monday 22 November 2010
McFly boy Dougie Poynter is reportedly “devastated” after being dumped by his girlfriend, Frankie Sandford of The Saturdays. Despite seeming happy together in a pre-recorded bit of the ‘Children In Need’ tediousities that aired on Friday night, and a recent interview in which Poynter said he was waiting for his other half to propose, the Saturday girl and one time S Clubber reportedly called off their relationship last week.
It’s not the first time Sandford has walked out on Poynter, though a friend of the popstress reportedly told the tabs this time it’s really over. Apparently the McFly boys just don’t party hard enough for the Saturday girl.
Poor Dougie. Perhaps McFly should fast-track their plans to release a set of branded sex dolls. The one time boy band, busy plugging new album ‘Above The Noise’, joked about releasing such a thing when asked if they planned to follow pop rivals JLS in launching a range of condoms.
Which led the band’s Danny Jones to muse: “We want McFly sex dolls. I think it would be really funny. I’d buy one”. Presumably he’d get one for free, no? He added: “They should definitely be suitable for both guys and girls though”, to which bandmate Tom Fletcher added: “Yeah a willy for the girls and a hole for the boys. God, that’s a gross thought”.
Isn’t it lovely to have McFly talking nonsense in the news again?
