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The Grammy Awards nominations have been announced and we can’t even

By | Published on Thursday 21 November 2019

Grammy Awards

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The Grammy Awards nominations are out. The 2020 ones. It’s exciting! Are you excited? I’m so excited. There are nominations and everything. People have been nominated. Not everyone. Oh, there have been snubs. The snubs, man. I can’t even. Taylor Swift. BTS. So snubbed. The Grammys don’t care.

But the Grammys do care! They’ve nominated so many other artists. Almost all of them, I think. Including Taylor Swift. Who also got snubbed. But not snubbed. There are just so many god damn awards it’s hard to snub anyone. Except BTS, who totally got snubbed.

Still, that’s the best thing about The Grammys. All the god damn awards. So many. Some people say that awards ceremonies are boring. Not me. I love them. More awards ceremonies with more awards, I say.

Anyway, have I filled my word count yet? Good. I can’t be fucked listing all the nominations, because there are loads of them and that seems like a lot of work. You can look at them all here, if you want to. Which I’m sure you do. Meanwhile, here are the four awards people actually pretend to care about:

Record Of The Year
Bon Iver – Hey Ma
Billie Eilish – Bad Guy
Ariana Grande – 7 Rings
HER – Hard Place
Khalid – Talk
Lil Nas X – Old Town Road
Lizzo – Truth Hurts
Post Malone & Swae Lee – Sunflower

Album Of The Year
Bon Iver – I, I
Lana Del Rey – Norman Blinkin Rockwell
Billie Eilish – When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Ariana Grande – Thank U, Next
HER – I Used To Know Her
Lil Nas X – 7
Lizzo – Cuz I Love You
Vampire Weekend – Father Of The Bride

Song Of The Year
Lady Gaga – Always Remember Us This Way
Billie Eilish – Bad Guy
Tanya Tucker – Bring My Flowers Now
HER – Hard Place
Taylor Swift – Lover
Lana Del Rey – Norman Bloomin Rockwell
Lewis Capaldi – Someone You Loved
Lizzo – Truth Hurts

Best New Artist
Black Pumas
Billie Eilish
Lil Nas X
Maggie Rogers
Tank And The Bangas