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And Finally
Tommy Lee wages war on whale wanking
By CMU Editorial | Published on Thursday 9 December 2010
Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee has written an angry letter to the president of SeaWorld in Florida, Terry Prather, condemning him for the conditions in which the marine park keeps one of its male killer whales, named Tilikum, and for the decision to “masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water” for breeding purposes. He calls on Prather to set the whale, who has killed several people while in captivity, free.
In the letter to Prather, published by TMZ, Lee wrote: “After learning about the bizarre way you breed killer whales, my friends at PETA and I are stumped about SeaWorld’s announcement that no people will ever again have direct contact with Tilikum, the orca who has killed three people, including his trainer, this year. We understand that you refuse to release this frustrated whale because he is your chief sperm bank, and we know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water”.
He continued: “Even during my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could have imagined something so sick and twisted. Simply put, how can SeaWorld claim that trainers no longer have direct contact with this whale when they are jacking him off? This is about as ‘direct’ as it gets. I hope it doesn’t take another tragic death for SeaWorld to realise it shouldn’t frustrate these smart animals by keeping them in tanks”.
