And Finally

Tulisa sex tape hits the net, Dappy does detective work

By | Published on Tuesday 20 March 2012

Tulisa Contostavlos

The internet was alive with talk of a sex tape purporting to feature former N-Dubz singer and ‘X-Factor’ judge Tulisa Contostavlos yesterday. The six minute video was made available for $5.99 via a website which has since been taken offline.

Her lawyers were quick to issue a statement saying that the video was “100% fake”, adding: “She is horrified that someone would go to the extreme lengths of fabricating a video. It is absolutely not her”. Meanwhile, her spokesperson told The Sun: “We are not commenting on this”.

Hey, but who needs paid representatives when you’ve got Dappy as a cousin and former bandmate? He took to Twitter yesterday to confirm the video’s authenticity. Not, as you might think, by looking at the face of the woman in the video, but rather the penis that also features in it. Apparently this is more distinctive.

Dappy claimed that because of the number of times he and bandmate Fazer, who is also Tulisa’s former boyfriend, have participated in threesomes with other women, he is able to identify his penis without question. He postulates that the release of the video is some sort of revenge on Fazer’s part for wrongs done to him by Tulisa when they broke up last year.

Or in Dappy’s own words: ”JUST SO EVERY 1 KNOWS, ME AND FAZER HAVE F…ED MANY B.TCHES 2 GETHER,SO I AM CLEARLY STATING THAT THE D..K IN T’S ALLEGED SEX TAPE IS FAZERS. SECOND OF ALL, THAT WAS MORE THAN THREE YEARS AGO WHEN FAZER TOOK THEM PICS …THIS IS SIMPLY @IamFazer TRYING 2 GET @officaltulisa BACK! NUFF SAID!”

The tweets were later deleted. Obviously.



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