And Finally

You wait all day for one new Oasis, and then…

By | Published on Friday 23 April 2010

So, Noel and Liam Gallagher have split, but in the interest of fairness, they’re both going to look after the kids. Or, rather, their former bandmates. I’m not sure how well this divorce analogy is working, and it doesn’t even link with the bus metaphor in the headline at all. Anyway, let’s get on with the story.

As previously reported, Liam Gallagher has already enlisted former Oasis guitarist Gem Archer and bassist Andy Bell to join him in his post-Oasis band, which will sadly not be called Oasis 2.0. However, according to gossip website Holy Moly, Noel’s solo band will also feature Archer and Bell in its line-up, which could make things interesting.

Rumours that Liam spends rehearsals bad-mouthing his brother to the two musicians, while Noel just sobs uncontrollably and drinks too much wine are based on stereotypes of divorced parents and are an attempt to bring this report to a humorous conclusion.



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