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Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards not married, OK?

By | Published on Thursday 17 July 2014

Zayn Malik & Perrie Edwards

It’s dead easy to get Cheryl ‘Girls Aloud’ Cole and Zayn ‘One Direction’ Malik confused. Both became famous on the back of TV talent shows. Both hang out with Simon Cowell. Both used to be married to famous footballers. Maybe. They’re practically the same person. Which is presumably why a rumour has been going around that the 1D boy has secretly married his fiance Perrie Edwards off of Little Mix. But no, people. It’s Cole who had the secret wedding, remember?

Actually, I think the Malik wedding rumour began when he posted a picture of himself to Instagram wearing what some assumed was a wedding ring. But it’s an engagement ring, you stupid people. An engagement ring. Look, here’s what a spokesman told the Daily Mail: “Perrie and Zayn are not married. The picture shows his engagement ring”.

So there you go. Cole secretly married. Malik not secretly engaged. Pop music’s not as difficult to grasp as some of you guys seem to think.