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Jonas Brothers increase security in attempt to retain pants
By CMU Editorial | Published on Friday 16 January 2009
Teen poppers The Jonas Brothers have increased their security, apparently, after fans made off with their pants.
The trio reportedly started to notice that boxer shorts were mysteriously disappearing from their dressing rooms during their recent tour, but clearly thought it was a joke of some kind.
They didn’t hire more security staff until they found deeply threatening messages amongst their kit saying: “Your undies are safe with us… The Undie Snatchers!”
The National Enquirer claims that all guests must now be escorted to the dressing rooms by the additional security people. To be fair, I don’t suppose I’d want people stealing my pants, either.