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Ozzy reveals best athlete’s foot cure

By | Published on Tuesday 28 September 2010

Ozzy Osbourne has revealed that he often used cocaine as a cure for athlete’s foot in the 1980s. Although it sounds like drug-addled excess taken to new extremes, Ozzy does have a logical explanation. It is still drug-addled excess taken to new extremes, though.

Osbourne told The Sunday Times: “Funnily enough, in the 1980s I used to cure athlete’s foot by pouring cocaine on my toes. They cut the stuff with so much foot powder back then, it was the best treatment you could find if you had an outbreak on the road. The only problem was the price, which was around $3000 a toe”.