And Finally

Shane MacGowan wants teeth fixed for Hollywood

By | Published on Tuesday 14 May 2013

Shane McGowan

Are you a dentist? Do you like a challenge? No, do you really like a challenge? No, I mean… look, have you ever seen Shane MacGowan’s mouth? Right, your challenge, should you accept it, is to turn that into a Hollywood smile.

The Pogues frontman’s partner Victoria Mary Clarke tweeted yesterday: “Shane is keen to find a dentist, so he can star in [a] Hollywood film … Pogues/Shane fans who are great dentists please apply!”

She added later: “Shane promises to do advertising campaign for the winning dentist!”

I think that would pretty much make you king of the dentists.