Alice Cooper wonders why he's never been included in the US Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame. So do I. Perhaps it's because he's got a girls' name. He suggests that he might have offended one of the people who decide who goes in it. He says "I must have stepped on someone's glasses or something. Apparently I did something bad to somebody. I can't imagine what. I've been a model citizen in rock and roll".
I'm gonna start a campaign.