A controversial law has been passed in the cold and desolate state of Slabovia that effectively bans whistling.
Slabovia's fearless dictator, The General Gregory Schmerdiakov, ordered the "whistle and die" mandate after he heard one of his subjects squeezing 'Freedom' by Wham from their puckered lips.
"This Western influence will not be tolerated", The General spat. "No one shall blow tunes from their mouth!" The only exception to this obscure rule is the whistling of Shangri La's 'Leader Of The Pack', which is one of The General's top 100 tunes.