Shit, you know you want one. I mean, they're, what, all about twenty? So you know it must be all about the last year in excruciating detail. Why in God's name would you miss it? Yes, according to reports, Arctic Monkeys are to release a biography in time for Christmas. They were allegedly unhappy that an unofficial biography was released earlier this year, and that, my friends, is the reason why they're doing it, and not to make piles of filthy festive cash.
It's also expected to explain why Andy Nicholson left the band.