Arctic Monkeys guitarist Jamie Cook linked with Page Three model

Now, you might think that the fact Arctic Monkeys guitarist Jamie Cook was seen "snogging the face off" page three girl Katie Downes in the Met Bar last week, and that rumours have it they might be an item, isn't really news, and doesn't deserve two sentences in your CMU Daily. On the former you'd be correct but on the latter point, well, it seems you're wrong.