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The Spice Girls have only gone and announced their reunion tour

By | Published on Tuesday 6 November 2018

The Spice Girls

It’s happening! It’s actually happening! That Spice Girls reunion tour you refuse to stop bloody banging on about is actually happening.

“It’s time to spice things up all over again”, says Emma Bunton. “I can’t wait to perform to our forever supporting fans and a whole new spice generation! Love you all!”

“I’ve said it so many times, I’m beside myself it’s actually happening”, adds Mel B. “I’m now properly screaming it from every rooftop – me and my girls will see you all on stage!”

The other Mel (C) chips in: “Reminiscing with the girls about how much fun we had, made me feel like it was the right time to do it all over again!”

Meanwhile, Geri says: “I am so excited, together we celebrate girl power with our fans and the next generation and everyone is welcome! Hold tight it’s gonna be fun”.

“…”, concludes Victoria Beckham, who wasn’t part of the announcement because, as expected, she can’t be fucking bothered with this shit. Touring? Fuck that. No touring for Posh Spice.

Tickets will go on sale this Saturday at 10.30am. There will be no pre-sale. Support on all dates will be supplied by Jess Glynne. And the dates, they are these:

1 Jun: Manchester, Etihad Stadium
3 Jun: Coventry, Ricoh Stadium
6 Jun: Sunderland, Stadium Of Light
8 Jun: Edinburgh, Murrayfield Stadium
10 Jun: Bristol, Ashton Gate Stadium
15 Jun: Wembley Stadium