According to reports, Beyonce is pregnant with her first child. But, given that it won't be born in time to tell us what it thinks about its father Jay-Z headlining Glastonbury, I'm not sure I care. Actually, that may not be true, because some reports are saying that the birth is fairly imminent.
A 'friend' of the couple told The New York Post: "[Beyonce] has gained a lot of pregnancy weight. When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now".