She should be at home looking after the kids, or something, not donning candy-floss hair extensions and hanging about with dumb idiots like Paris Hilton. But that's what Britney's been doing. And now reports suggest that she's been seen canoodling with a boy, virtually days after filing for divorce from Fed-Ex.
Anyway, Britney apparently 'disguised' herself in a pink wig and some oversized sunglasses this weekend for a tryst with renowned ladies man Mario Somebody-who-used-to-be-in-some-TV-programme. A source said: "Mario and Britney were definitely together. They were even holding hands. They were staring into each other's eyes and laughing all night."
Why do celebrities move on so quickly? Do they have special powers of emotional recuperation?