The buzzy Calvin Harris has spoken to MTV about his work with Kylie Minogue. Previous reports suggested that the Scottish musician/producer was too busy, or something, but apparently they have now collaborated on a few tracks. Harris explained that one song is done and dusted, and "sounds like 500 men with their tops off dancing. It's dirty, it's sweaty and a bit wrong. And big gay pop song of course".
He also dismissed rumours that romance had blossomed between the two: "We're just friends, that story was completely untrue. The height difference is mad. I'm 6'5 she's 5'1 so it wouldn't work". I'd venture to suggest that the age difference is also a bit mad - sixteen years, or so - but his point is probably better. We wouldn't want Kylie ending up with neck-ache after everything else she's been through.