Now here's some news I'm happy to hear. Shit, I hope I get to go. And you people thinking I'm joking can all be quiet because, despite my legendary hatred of southerners, I really quite love Chas & Dave. And guess what? They're doing a Christmas show at Shepherd's Bush Empire on 14 Dec with guests Geno Washington and The Ram Jam band plus Bushnut. Hurrah. Doors 7pm, tickets £19.50, Press info from PPR.
By the way, I don't really hate southerners. I assure you that I evaluate each individual on a case-by-case basis.