What with everything being quite quiet on the Chris Brown/Rihanna front of late, it's probably about time we started spreading tenuous (ie made up) rumours in order to keep the story alive. But before we get on to those tenuous rumours, let's just tell you that Chris and Rihanna are definitely back together. According to Heat, Chris checked out of an LA hotel he was staying in recently and went over to Rihanna's house, where he stayed until the following day. He was later seen buying chocolates.
Now for those tenuous rumours. Erm, Rihanna is quitting music and opening a fish and chip takeaway. Chris Brown will catch the fish using a big boat he just bought - given his recent fist throwing performances, possibly employing the fish catching method recently illustrated in TV show 'The Inbetweeners'.