Simon Cowell has been bitching about fellow X Factor judge Sharon Osbourne after she accused him of being gay, and speculating that his relationship with Terri Seymour was a front to cover it up.
Cowell has told reporters: "First she says I rig the X Factor, then I don't know talent, then I chase all the young girls. Now I'm gay. If a flood wipes out Britain next week she'll blame me for that as well."