According to the Daily Star, Simon Cowell has apparently got on the wrong side of some rather easily angered locals. The X factor judge is currently filming the 'boot camp' section of the TV talent show at Bayham Hall, near Tunbridge Wells, and local villagers became offended because he parked his limo outside the stately home. So offended were they, in fact, that Cowell had the gall to park his car there that they plastered 'get out of town' notes all over the windscreen.
A source told the tabloid: "It's a small community around Bayham Hall and they like things done their way. They didn't like seeing this car parked day in and day out on the drive. They had no idea it was Simon Cowell's motor - not that it would have stopped them."
Well, that'll teach him. Let's hope next time he remembers to hide it somewhere. Round the back, perhaps.
Anyway, enough of this, we've got to get ready to go to that McFly concert. See you Monday, assuming the entire internet doesn't die this weekend. Which, frankly, it might.