Diddy denies taking drugs

Talking of drugs and all that jazz, P Diddy has denied taking drugs after a video surfaced on YouTube seemingly showing the hip hop mogul participating in a suspicious looking exchange of goods in an Ibiza nightclub. A spokesman for Diddy has told reporters: "Any suggestion he is buying drugs would be patently false. He does not use drugs". To be fair, even if he did take drugs, surely he'd have some lackey to go buy them for him.