That Donny Tourette bloke has been using his time in the post Big Brother escape limelight to slag off Arctic Monkeys, which seems a bit silly. Surely "buy my records, buy my records" would be a better thing to be saying just now. Then again, there's nothing like an pop feud to keep press interest going, I suppose. Here's what he told the Daily Mirror: "It's about time someone put those Arctic Monkeys fucking wankers in their place. There's no one I despise more. The Arctic Monkeys have no sense of humour, they take themselves so seriously. They're not exactly rock and roll. Not like the Towers". Which all seems slightly hyperbolic - is there really no one he "despises more"? You might find the Monkeys tedious, but I can't see they're really doing anyone any harm.
More favourable words from Donny for Mr Pete Doherty though: "We toured together a little bit and it was totally fucked-up. He's a fucking legend and is totally for real - so don't diss him". Like we would. Ever.