You see this is why I don't go to gigs. An inquiry into why hundreds of Charlatans fans suffered from the wonderfully named
Winter Vomiting Disease after a gig in Aberdeen has discovered that the outbreak began with one fan suffering from food poisoning.
That fan threw up on the steps outside the venue hosting the gig. Other fans then walked through the vomit bringing it into the venue. Germs in the vomit them got into the air conditioning infecting a third of the audience. Wonderful.