Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton are planning to make it official, according to ITN, and are to get married in Scotland later this year. The pair have been together for ages, in rock n roll years, at any rate, and, as I'm sure you all know, have a four year old son, Gene.
An 'insider' said: "Fire eaters have been booked and there will be a bouncy castle for the kids". Which, I must grudgingly admit, sounds like much more fun than your average wedding.