So, a new ITV mobile show called The Hot Desk asked Liam Gallagher if he got text messages from Trevor McDonald, Peter Andre and Dolly Parton all proposing a collaboration who would he call back, who would he text and who would he ignore?
He said he'd called Trevor, ignore Dolly and text Pete, though he added: "The only reason I'd text Peter Andre is to say, 'What the fuck are you on about man? Where'd you get my fucking number from, you fucking pikey cunt?'" Which isn't going to help today's CMU Daily get through any servers with 'profanity filters'.