Noel Gallagher says he thinks violent offenders should be hanged by the neck until they are dead. What a prick. Sorry, but honestly. This is no time for that kind of regressive eye-for-an-eye type thinking. Anyway, the Oasis star has not just expressed his support for capital punishment, he's also threatened to run for parliament. Christ, no. I bet there's a constituency in this country stupid enough to elect him, too.
Anyway, here's what Gallagher told Newsbeat: "I might stand for election myself, to be honest. I've worked this out and I reckon I could sort out the country in a year-and-a-half. All these violent offenders - you get convicted three times by three separate juries then you're going to the gallows."
He added: "The last three times I voted I believed. I believed in it. But I don't believe in the left or the right or the middle anymore because they all pretty much say the same thing."