Noel Gallagher has been bitching again, according to The Sun, this time about poor defenceless kids. The Oasis man, who has a five year old daughter by the way, said of children: "They are idiots are they not? They're fucking idiots...they're small, noisy, smelly, small, devil brats! They take too much time and they cry all the time." Well, no, actually, they're all not idiots. Perhaps it's just Gallagher's offspring?
Anyway, continuing in his usual charming manner, Noel apparently said: "Many people become so boring when they get kids, they seem to want to take over the house you live in. You have to be quiet when the babies are asleep... fuck that! It's my house and I am the boss in my house."