Okay, so getting drunk and taking all your clothes off turns out not to be the best way to woo Girls Aloud. The group were reportedly cornered by a man in just such a state before a recent concert in Cheshire and it didn't set their hearts on fire.
A source told The Daily Mirror: "It was all pretty dramatic. The girls were due up on stage in three minutes time when he ran up to them. He'd clearly had too much to drink. Somehow he had got backstage, within yards of the group. Luckily their security team intercepted him before he was able to do anything untoward. But it took three burly guys to bring him down as he was getting really aggressive. Once they were safely onstage the decision was made to call the police".