Well, according to yesterday's reports, Madonna is trying to buy the children, and Guy Ritchie is not bending. Will she be able to buy his silence then? Seems unlikely, but would he make a film about it? Well, rumour has it that Ritchie is planning a tell-all movie about his rocky marriage to the pop star, and that Madonna is panicking about it.
A source claims: "Guy has said that most people wouldn't believe what went on in their marriage and it would make the most incredible dark, twisted sort of movie. His idea would be to give it a film noir treatment. It would be fascinating".
The source adds that Ritchie is aware that the singer will use her songwriting to complain about what went wrong, and wants to make sure he's not painted as the bad guy, telling Grazia magazine: "All of her songwriting material is incredibly personal. Given how open she is, Madonna is bound to talk about him in interviews too. I think Guy just doesn't want to lie down and hold his hands up to being the bad guy."
Which is probably fair enough. Though if Guy really wants us all to know about his past relationships, perhaps he should bid for Brand's slot on Radio 2.