The hunt for General Schmerdiakov's Top 100 tunes is on after he decreed that all whistling be banned in Slabovia.
Following yesterday's controversial ban - enacted after Slabovia's dictator overheard a rendition of 'Freedom' by Wham - citizens have united to come up with a list of what music is currently playing on The General's gramophone. Only by knowing The General's top music picks, will citizens be able to avoid the "whistle and die" ruling.
Suggestions so far include 'Leader Of The Pack' (Shangri Las), 'Master Race Rock' (The Dictators), 'The Tractor Song' (Wurzels), 'We Are The Pigs' (Swade) and 'Mud Glorious Mud' (Flanders & Swann).