Jagger in talks to star in sitcom?

Frightening thought, this. According to reports Mick Jagger is currently in negotiations to star in a sitcom for America's ABC network. The plot is said to revolve around a group of New Yorkers who plan to rob a celebrity, with Jagger in the celebrity role. Some scenes have already been filmed for the pilot, but none featuring Jagger himself. Perhaps all the scenes would be better left that way.