Oct 13, 2008 • 1 min read

Jonas Brothers reveal Posh's UFO sacrifice plans

The Jonas Brothers told Heat that Victoria Beckham would show aliens the perfect female body, an apparently garbled remark the piece suggests was about murder.

The Jonas Brothers have revealed that Victoria Beckham plans to murder a woman with a perfect body so that she can show alien invaders the finest example of the female form.

Well, I think that's what they meant. The brothers told Heat: "She [Posh] would show aliens the perfect body of a woman".

It's possible they meant Beckham has the perfect body herself, but the murder version seems more likely.

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